The look just says it all, really.

mosellegreen:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked
for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on tv this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see things I’d started and…

No, really guys.

My best friend/housemate/boyfriend maybe brought home a heat pack for me to use, and the label says “100% Natural Lupin”.

So, I’ll be taking Lupin to bed tonight.

Just so you know.

thebloodybaron:

gurl i kno u did not just try ta fuk wit me while mah nails r dryin

#Quirrell #omg #what are you doing #what what what are you doing #look at your life #look at your choices #you’re a stupid bitch

hhumanoid:

forever reblog

My life. MY LIFE, GUYS.

juniors-sunglasses:

Best. Confession. Ever.

This is awesomely hilarious.

maraudersconfession:

I definitely ship Minerva and Severus. I think their at home married life would make a great sitcom.

[x]

#cannot unsee #do not want to unsee #because HILARIOUS

tracywilliams:

“Chief, why do you like this job?”

“Free javelins.”

So we learned CSI: Miami was cancelled. :(